Well, i got a new chair. It's got a backrest, four legs and is blue. Awesome. A-w-e-s-o-m-e. Nah, it's just a plain ordinary chair which is used for sitting down. I wonder who invented the chair. I bet his name was Mr.Chair. Did you know the man who "invented" the sandwhich was the Earl of Sandwhich hence the name, sandwhich. I'm not sure why they call it an invention cause it's just sticking some meat in between two slices of bread. Is that even...you know, significant enough to call an invention????